…and then there was Florida! ♥
dont let tumblr make you think its okay to live in florida
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omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
#more dramatic than romeo and juliet
Oh my god I asked for a charger and homie comes over, dick out, balls hangin all up close to gimme an iPhone 5 cord
I FORGOT TO MENTION I WAS AT A NUDE FIGURE DRAWING CLASS
i arrive at the drawing class
homie: here
charger: given
dick: out
I kindly thank him for the charger and continue drawing
The way we perceive time and history is so weird
I get so tripped out when I think about how Cleopatra lived closer tot he iPhone being invented than she did to the Great Pyramids being built. Or how Stonehenge would have already been ruins when Jesus walked the earth or how Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire or how Anne Frank and MLK were born in the same year like man this it’s all so crazy
this fucked me up
it’s wild to think that like.. all the raw materials to make like an iphone.. or a laptop.. or the internet.. have all existed for literally the entire history of humanity.. all the stuff.. has been here.. on earth.. and all the natural forces.. electricity… magnetism.. have all existed.. but.. we just didn’t know how to put it all together.. like… i wonder what miracles exist around us.. right now.. at this very moment.. that we can’t even imagine
Aries, Virgo, Libra: hot girl with top bun
Scorpio, Sagittarius, Taurus: other hot girl
Capricorn, Aquarius, Cancer: the guy
Pisces, Gemini, Leo: salty woman
im screaming they got the Instagram shoes and everything
INSTAGRAM SHOES osidjgoadijgalsdjgsalkd. FUCK!
I follow many potters on instagram. This was not what i expected.
The softer side of the skeleton wars.
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