''Are you free tomorrow?'' No, I'm fucking...
"Clean your room, family are coming over."
drapetomania: Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom.
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getsomeclaire: And I’m just sitting here like,
mycompromise: When humans die: When animals die: When Dobby dies: When it seems as though a bunch of plastic toys are going to die: